|13th Nov 2013✧21:08
|10th Nov 2013✧16:541 note
Today at work I hit on this guy that came through my line, he reached into his coat pocket and gave me a Christianity packet.
Cockblocked by Jesus.
Is life a metaphor?
After being a busboy for five months, I am fucking finally a server.
Goodbye picking up people’s shit and Hello handing out compliments for money.
hooping really helps me channel my energy.
such a gift that so many people have tried to help me with. i’m a little dizzy, but i’m going to keep pushing until i have to go eat a cheeseburger.
|25th Nov 2012✧00:215 notes