<3 That is all.
d’aww,
thanks. I needed that
<3 That is all.
d’aww,
thanks. I needed that
i feel free again.
Is life a metaphor?
I got a new life, you could hardly recognize me, I’m so glad. This time, baby, I’ll be bulletproof.
After being a busboy for five months, I am fucking finally a server.
Goodbye picking up people’s shit and Hello handing out compliments for money.
black rhino are so cute >W<
*People outside talking about how they’re club promoters.*
Me: Oh, I’m a promoter, too!
People: Who do you promote for?
Me: Myself.

Co-Workers; How was your NYE?
Me; Meh. -Glitter falls from hair-
I need to shower.